American geeks rejoice! For soon we may celebrate taking back the crown for "fastest supercomputer in the world." USA! USA!
Also, some dude in North Carolina claims he's got a video of Bigfoot!
Still, the "pop culture alliance" between Lady Gaga, Google, Twitter and Rebecca Black of Friday fame may or may not be a sign of the End Times.
And 60 percent of U.S. broadband fails to meet the "minimum bandwidth generally required to accommodate today's uses."
But hey, if you lived in India, you wouldn't be able to access .xxx sites —India is fixin' to block 'em.
Meanwhile, Microsoft is facing facts — it now offers IT tools for iPhones, iPads and Android.
Maybe it's because this iPhone fell 1,000 feet from an airplane — and survived!
In other Apple news, Mac 0S X just turned 10.
Alas, there's bad news for the ladies. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is now (officially) taken.
But you know who's new to the market and still available? Hot new meme, "Dating Site Murderer!"