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Pre-caffeine tech: Most annoying twins in the world

 Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today:

LulzSec took aim at law enforcement in the state of Arizona  saying it was releasing "hundreds of private intelligence bulletins, training manuals, personal email correspondence, names, phone numbers, addresses and passwords." Fun!

In other online attack news, Justin Bieber's teen girl Twitter army now aim their death threats at that dude who attempted to attack their beloved Canadian idol yesterday.

Facebook now has 750 million active users, according to what some person told TechCrunch.

Oh, and never mind what you heard yesterday. The Winklevoss twins (the Pete Bests of social networking) are still suing Facebook.

Speaking of Facebook, the social network's new design keeps the ads and menu on your screen as you scroll.

Speaking of omnipresent advertising, Twitter is fixing to drop ads directly into your tweet stream. That sounds kind of annoying.

Word has it Apple's preparing a 16 core Mac Pro.

In other Apple news, the App Store dumped that controversial anti-Israel app people were mad about.

The 100 longest entries on Wikipedia are not all you'd expect.

In closing, the Most Interesting Yearbook Signature in the World. (Have a GR8 summer! CU next year!!!!) 

Helen A.S. Popkin goes blah blah blah about the Internet. Follow her on Twitter and/or the Facebook , won't you?