Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today:
The U.S. Higgs boson team is escalating the hunt for elusive subatomic particle!
In a stunning move, Nintendo has announced that it will be gutting the price of its almost-brand-new Nintendo 3DS game machine by a whopping $80.
Holocaust survivors have issued a "plea" to Facebook to "deny access to their powerful social networking platform to anyone promoting" the notion that the Holocaust should be denied or that it was a hoax.
Cell phones don't raise cancer risks for kids, according to Science.
The White House totally rickrolled a Twitter follower.
The iPad 3 may be here before Christmas, if not Thanksgiving.
Amazon plans to ship 4 million tablets by the end of the year.
Is Google+ traffic grinding to a halt? Maybe.
Whateves! Spock is not impressed.