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Pre-caffeine tech: iPhone 5! Hackers! Ninja Kitty!

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Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today:

The latest rumor has iPhone 5 launching in October, not September. For what it's worth.

Some woman is stumbling around New York City as "iPad Head Girl" to promote Hearst's first iPad-only magazine.

Google just made using its Search that much easier on tablets.

Google also updated Gmail for Android, and in doing so, broke third party apps.

Facebook added an "I'm expecting" option for users "in a family way,"  but lots of people think it's tacky.

And in Missouri, it's now against the law for teachers to "friend" students on Facebook.

Did Rupert Murdoch's News of the World do more than "hack" phones? UK cops are now checking out allegations of computer hacking, too.

Meanwhile, LulzSec's "Topiary" had 750,000 people's personal details, according to a UK prosecutor.

Science says the Ice Age derailed prehistoric dog domestication — which is interesting.

In closing: Ninja Kitty!

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