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My iPhone says the darndest things (thanks to Siri)

I've spent the better part of my morning talking to my new iPhone — and I've gotta admit that it's been fun.

No, I don't need to see a therapist — at least not about my relationship with my gadgets — I've just been testing out Siri, the intelligent voice-control feature built into the iPhone 4S.

Siri is, simply put, amazing. It can schedule appointments, take dictation, check the weather, find restaurants, search the web, and more. It basically serves as a virtual assistant of sorts.

But it moonlights as a comedian.

Below are some of the sillier responses Siri has given me during our chats.

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